海归秦奋（葛优 饰）的天才发明“分歧终端机”因能公平和平地解决人类分歧，雪峰被风投者以200万英镑高价买走。秦奋也开始踏上网上征婚的路途，雪峰一路笑话不断，不是重遇Gay友，就是遇到推销客，秦奋颇有点心灰意冷，以致遇到清冷女子梁笑笑（舒淇 饰）时便开门见山请求对方说明来意。这次更为棘手，笑笑爱上有妇之夫，陷于苦恋中不停挣扎，这次纯属听从家里人安排才出来与秦奋见上一面。不再打算再见的二人尽情地分享了生命中最隐秘的秘密。然而不久，打算和旧爱分手的笑笑找到秦奋，说要嫁给他,但想与他先去北海道一趟。因她与旧爱的爱情是在那里开始的，如今想在那里结束。秦奋答应了。二人踏上北海道之旅，秦奋在北海道的老友对他们盛情招待，三人游遍北海道各处，秦奋知道自己得不到笑笑的心，却不知道笑笑心中抑郁难解的结正冲向海底的漩涡……
董事长乐团
回复 :斯苔芬尼（Elzbieta Starostecka 饰）虽然出身平凡，但拥有着聪慧的头脑和善良的内心。她前往马修公爵（Czeslaw Wollejko 饰）家中担任家庭教师的职务，在一次偶然中邂逅了马修公爵的孙子瓦尔迪马（莱赛克· 泰来钦斯基 Leszek Teleszynski 饰）。斯苔芬尼不同寻常的气质和谈吐一下子就吸引了瓦尔迪马，令他坠入了爱河之中。然而，这段贵族和平民之间的感情很快就遭到了瓦尔迪马的姑妈的强烈反对，她看中了一位名叫梅拉尼（安娜·迪姆纳 Anna Dymna 饰）的贵族小姐，认为她才是成为瓦尔迪马的妻子的最佳人选。然而，马修公爵对这段感情显然有着不同的看法，因为他年轻时也经历过同样的抉择。
李秀英
回复 :1930年代，动荡的芝加哥时常被强盗集团骚扰。乔（托尼•柯蒂斯）和杰利（杰克•莱蒙）本是乐团成员，两人因偶然目睹盗匪史巴克的手下在车库内射杀告密者而被穷追不舍。走投无路之下，他们男扮女装加入一女性乐团，并随该团来到迈阿密。该团中有位名叫秀珈（玛丽莲•梦露）的异常美丽性感女郎，乔晓得她一心想钓有钱人时，便化身石油王的公子企图得到她的芳心；另一面，杰利也对秀珈情有独钟，可是他却得到一位不知他是男儿身的富翁的不断纠缠，笑话迭生。不久，乔和杰利又遇史巴克一伙，只得再次逃亡，场面更加逗笑。
回复 :Living in Tiger Tail County, Mississippi, middle aged Archie Lee Meighan and nineteen year old "Baby Doll" Meighan née McCargo have been married for close to two years. Their marriage is not based on love, but each getting what they want from the other. Their marriage agreement has them consummating their marriage on her twentieth birthday, which is in three days, the act to which Baby Doll is not really looking forward. But she does taunt him and other men with her overt "baby doll" sexuality, the baby doll aspect which she fosters by sleeping in their house's nursery in a crib. Baby Doll's now deceased father allowed the marriage on the stipulation that Archie Lee provide Baby Doll financial security as displayed by the most resplendent house in the south. They currently live in a dilapidated mansion with her Aunt Rose Comfort, and although Archie Lee is making some renovations on it, he no longer has the financial means to make it what Baby Doll wants as his cotton ginning ... Written by Huggo
